Welcome to Blogging, Mat Allen

yes, I am officially welcoming myself to the world of blogging. I have opinions on things from time to time, so I might as well share them with the world, at least those with access and happen to stumble upon this page. good luck to those of you that do.

if you're reading this I want you to know that I am sitting up at 3:16 a.m. listening to 'knocked up' by kings of leon. Good stuff. I finished another cigarette, it was satisfying, and my cat, Lucille 2, is sitting in a lovely chair to my left. if you can picture this, you will probably be better off not knowing that I am sitting here wearing black long johns, wool socks, a t-shirt that implies I may have visited hawaii and drinking some pepsi.

and now I'm wondering what I'm going to add to my first post to give it that extra something, so I think I'll tell you a story; fortunately not one I would share at parties.

I almost would like to skip to the denouement, but that wouldn't leave for a very interesting story, but I have decided to call the story my trip to the pharmacy



My Trip to the Pharmacy

I went to the pharmacy one day to buy a litre of milk. It was skim. I drank it all. Now I have a stomach ache. I am allergic, but am also an amnesiac.


Well, that's the story. Maybe I will tell it at parties.